She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Drunk is not a location!
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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