I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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