Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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