i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It's just like the Real World with babies
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
The uberlube is also flammable
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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