Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my being single is dangerous.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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