That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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