is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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