Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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