I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
