My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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