Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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