i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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