And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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