Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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