I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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