We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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