i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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