I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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