You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Randomize
