just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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