i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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