i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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