The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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