Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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