spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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