put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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