There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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