I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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