I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We left the knife in your bed.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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