So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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