I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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