Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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