I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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