In the future we'll all be gay
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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