mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
