i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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