doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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