i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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