so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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