We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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