I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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