pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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