im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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