Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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