Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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