Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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