We're facebook friends in real life
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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