It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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