that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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