I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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