Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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